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Student Howlers
* A student once phoned in sick giving the following reason:
" Ah canny come in cos ma legs are pure swelt up and ah canny get ma
demins aff!'
* One day in class, a college teacher asked:
"can you tell me what conducts electricity?"
a guy grandly said "Wood"
everyone had there giggle surpassing it for a joke when he hit back
saying: "aye sir, Wood"
Teacher replied hiding the tears "and how would that be son?"
"They tell you no tae stand under a tree when it's thunder and
lightning!"
Never lived it down!
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