|
Primary Humour
* A teacher& her P1 class were planting bulbs for the local authority
spring bulb competition. Being up to her neck in compost, while the
children shouted out advice, she inadvertantly wiped her dirty hands on her top ...one little wag shouted out:
"Please Miss when you bend doon tae wipe aff the dirt ah kin see yer lungs"
* A teacher was listening to a Primary 5 reading group working on the Wellington Square series.
One child read out that the children met at the statue of the Duck of Wellington!
* A primary 7 pupil was nearing the end of their primary education and was
asked to write a story about their childhood.
The story was duly written and concluded with the words:
"Well I have enjoyed my childhood & I'm now looking forward to adultery!"
* It was a very hot day and I was listening to the reading group while
fanning myself with the book. One little girl asked if I was hot.
"Yes." I replied.
She then asked if I'd had a drink at lunch time.
"Of course not!" I replied, "What makes you ask that?"
"Oh its just that my mum gets a bit flushed after a drink and I thought maybe you had a few!!"
* A National Development Officer was visiting primary schools in the Borders to review their Primary French programme. A wee boy tugged his shirt to ask "Mister, where are you from?" The NDO replied "Glasgow", the boy thought for a moment, then said "do they speak French there?"
ALL NAMES AND ADDRESSES USED ON THE SITE HAVE BEEN CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INDIVIDUALS AND NO RESPONSIBILITY IS TAKEN FOR ANY COINCIDENTAL SIMILARITIES WHICH MAY OCCUR.
|
